The Mia Killjoy Saga, aka Vaginal Pride & Joy, by Mason Ezekiel Barnes, with all props to Stevie Ray Vaughn. SRV wasn’t no Lightning, but he was awright … for a guitar player.
One other thing. The “vaginal pride” marketing scheme was Myron’s idea, not mine. Sure, I came up with the original tag line, “a preternaturally strong vagina that can rip off a man’s pride” and don’t regret it for a second. That’s the her special sauce, what makes her stand out from Bond or Bourne, but Myron’s the one who pushed the vaginal pride angle. If it were up to me, I would have played up Dr. Cockadoodle and L.E.G.O (that’s the League of Evil Godless Overlords for the uninitiated), or Esa Killjoy, the love child of Mia and Sunshine Daydream. Don’t get me wrong. I love Myron. He’s the best agent I could ever ask for, but he has pussy on his mind all the time, unless he’s thinking about cash. Some of his ideas … well, they’re out there.
The Mia Killjoy Saga
2006 Mia Killjoy.
2007 Such a Killjoy.
2009 You’re a Killjoy? So Am I!
2010 Sunshine Killjoy.
2012 Killjoy Boy.
2014 War is Such a Killjoy (in progress, tentatively titled)